20 Questions for Friday

Since I didn't get my Wednesday Weirdness-fix for this week,I went back in their archives,and took some of their questions from the beginning.So here goes.

1.Do you have anything planned for your father for Father's Day? If so, what?

Yes,I plan to go put some flowers (if I can find any) on his grave.This will be my 2nd Fathers' Day without him,but it definitely isn't any easier than last year.

2.If you could visit anywhere in the world with all your expenses paid for each trip, where would you go?

New York City.There's a lot to do there,and since all expenses are paid,I would get a lot of bang for my buck (or whoevers buck was spent).

3.What are a few things you have done that you previously said you would never do?

I gambled on slot machines.
I put on all the weight I lost (which wasn't much,but still).
I am in a relationship with my best friends' ex,a guy I said I would never be interested in.

4.How do you react to the bodily functions (passing gas, burping, etc) of your significant other?

When he burps,I am stunned at the loudness of it.When he farts,I either laugh at the sound it makes,or run for safety.

5.What are you allergic to?

Nothing.But I do have a skin condition on my hands,where I get a rash if I sweat too much or use cleaning products,or even too much hand cream.

6.If you could go back in time and meet any passed historical figure, who would you choose and why?

Queen Elizabeth I.I think she would be interesting as hell.

7.Honestly, how often do you check up on any of your exes?

I don't really have 'real' exes,since my current boyfriend is my first actual boyfriend.The others were just flings.So I don't really check up on them.

8.When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A homicide detective.

9.Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use?

I used to put it on top,but nowadays I put it on the side.I also sometimes put bbq sauce or sweet chilli sauce on my fries.

10.When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?

I've had sms sex,but not while talking on the phone.It doesn't do anything for me.I need to actually have the person with me to get all worked up.

11.When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?

Probably about a month ago I made my sister cry.I talked to her about our dad.

12.How often do you sing in the shower?

Never.Strangely enough,but I do sing in my office in front of the pc.Which can be quite embarrassing,since anyone can walk in on me at any time.

13.Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?

No,but I've watched my boyfriend and best friends' boyfriend cook us pasta in the nude.That was a fun night.I would do it,if my boyfriend asked me to.

14.Have you ever ridden in a stolen car? What would you do if, in the middle of going somewhere, found out that the driver had stolen the car you were riding in?

No I haven't.If I found that out,I would wait until the next red light or stop sign and get the hell out of there!

15.What is the most amount of money you've spent in a sex shop or porn store at one time? If you've never been to a porn store or sex shop, why?

I've never spent any money in a sex shop.They are a bit expensive.But my best friend once bought me a vibrator.

16.What is the most annoying thing about one of your closest friends?

She acts very 'holier than thou' and constantly lectures me about being positive,yet she can't practice what she preaches.

17.Have you ever taken someone's prescription medication with or without them knowing and used it for recreational purposes?

No,I'm not that stupid.

18.What is at least one thing you are you insecure about?
My teeth,and the way I talk.I lisp.

19.What are some things that you prefer to do alone?

Sit on the toilet.
Watch a sad movie.
Read a good book.

20.How would you react if you found out the anonymous babe/dude who writes all your favorite sexy posts on her/his blog is really your mother/sister/father/brother?

I would puke on my keyboard.


{Questions courtesy of Wednesday Weirdness}