Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Duties of wives

Duties of Wives...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Greece ...

He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Italy ...

He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a South African girl.

He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.


{That last one can basically count for 99.9% of the world's women,irrespective of where they live}

7 Comments:

Leetid said...

I like that!!! I would certainly tell hubby where to go if he tried to get me to do this!

cybeel said...

haa haaaa this is hilarious

sexypoet said...

thats funny as hell. LOL

Elizabeth Marie said...

HA love it!

creative kerfuffle said...

roflmao--yes so very true. it's not that i mind doing those things, but if they are EXPECTED as a WIFELY duties, forget it.

Awesome Sara said...

LOLOLOL!!! i love that joke!!! u going to kick my ass if i ask u to clean my glass?

Ashley said...

Haha yeah they did that same joke with girls from Southern states with North Carolina girls being where the South African girl was. I think it applies to all girls, too!! :)

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