Wednesday Weirdness

1. What makes a person sexy to you?

Their personality.I like a person who treats everyone with respect and on the same level,no matter who they are.Physically,a persons' walk has a lot to do with whether or not their sexy.To me at least.

2. When having the 'number of sex partners' talk with a potential significant other, would you be turned off if they had slept with more than a certain number of people? If yes, what is that number?

Yes,more than 25.But it all depends on how old they are.And how young they were when they lost their virginity.

3. Once and for all, pocketbook sized dogs and the people who carry them in pocketbooks. Cute or crazy?

Pocketbook sized dogs = cute.
People who carry them in pocketbooks = crazy.

4. Do you give up anything for Lent? If so, what?

I don't give up anything,because I have absolutely no will power,and I already tend to feel like a loser a lot of the time,so I really don't need yet another reason to feel like a loser.

5. If you live with someone, what is the one thing you will never let them see you do?

Ooh,this is difficult,because my boyfriend has seen most things I do.But I would have to say,take a shit.I just can't do it with anyone else {except my cat} in the room.He,however,has no problem with it.

{Questions courtesy of Wednesday Weirdness}

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1. What is one thing one of your closest friends does that drives you batshit crazy?

My very close friend is supercalifragifuckingcrazy jealous of her boyfriend.No matter how much he reassures her of his complete love and total fidelity,she refuses to let him out of her sight,and there was a time where he could literally go nowhere without her in tow.It drives me batshit crazy,because I know this is all in her mind,and he would never do anything to hurt her.I've talked to her about it a million times,but she always reverts back to her old crazy ways.

2. When buying a new sex toy, what are the features you look for that you absolutely have to have?

I've never bought one for myself,but I would have to say it should be able to arouse me,but not too quickly.I don't want sex with myself to go by quickly,though it usually does {that's the downside to knowing your body too well}.Just shows,no sex is ever perfect.Or else I'm just a fussy bitch.

3. If you woke up the opposite gender for one day, what would be the biggest downside to that for you?

Having to shave my face.It's horrible shaving all the places {or at least waxing most of the places} we do as women,but I would never want to have to shave my face.It looks really tedious and my skin would probably break out in the worst rashes know to man.

4. Do you use curse words in front of children?

Yes,unfortunately.My niece keeps telling me not to,but it's second nature.I have to mention that,and I might be totally wrong on this,I see curse words as using God's name in vain.You know,using God's name as a curse word,or Jesus.That I never use,and dispise hearing other people use it.Other words like fuck and shit,to me,are man-made words,and was never used in the olden times,so I don't actually see them as all that bad.If I was really upset and used the word 'fudge' instead of 'fuck',it would have the same meaning anyway,whether it's a nicer word or not.

5. If you were zapped with a laser and turned into an animated character, what Disney movie would you hate to play a part in?

Ratatouille,because I fucking hate rats.Stupid Disney,trying to make rats look all cute.

6. How would you react to your partner answering a phone call or text message during foreplay or intercourse?

Well,this has happened,and I wasn't mad,but it was a phone call,so it could've been an emergency.If he had answered a text message,I would've gone Lorena Bobbitt on his ass.

7. What are three things you want to try doing but haven't yet? (They can be sexual or non-sexual, doesn't matter.)

1. Have sex every day for a month.
2. Jog for at least 2km,without falling over,dead.
3. To not be so critical of my boyfriend or myself.

{Questions courtesy of Wednesday Weirdness}

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1.) You're on a trip taking a tour through the jungle. You have a backpack with some food, some first aid supplies, a pocket knife, a flashlight and a couple bottles of water. Some how, you get separated from your group. By night fall you haven't found your group and haven't heard them looking for you. How long do you think you would be able to survive on your own?

Maximum a week,because I would probably freak the hell out by day 7 and jump off a cliff somewhere.I don't do well on my own.

2.) Do you think it's okay to lie to spare someone's feelings? Why?

Yes,in some cases.I don't see any need to hurt someone's feelings for no reason.The world is tough enough as it is.

3.) If a talking (insert your name here) doll were made, what are THREE phrases it would say?

"Fuck!"
"I told you not to do that"
"I don't want to!"

4.) If the super power to be able to read minds at your own will were possible, do you think it would be... cool and helpful, intrusive and wrong, manipulative or maddening? Explain why you would or wouldn't want to be able to read anyone's mind at your own will.

I would find it cool and helpful.It's not like in 'Bruce Almighty' where Bruce randomly hears all the prayers and it drives him crazy.No,here you have the power to read it at your own will,so you have the choice to listen or not.I'm mad already and also tend to be a bit intrusive too,so reading minds wouldn't be such a stretch anyway.

5.) Drunk confessions, are they the things people can't bring themselves to say sober or just crazy ramblings of an influenced and intoxicated mind?

I have always believed that the things that people say when their drunk,is the truth they don't usually have the guts to say.I know that is true about me.Alcohol takes away rational thinking,so that's why we tend to be the exact opposite of our usual selves when we're drunk.I like it.

6.) What brings out the worst in you?

When someone doesn't want to listen to my point of view.It makes me so damn mad,I feel like my head will explode!

7.) Do you think long distance relationships work? Have you ever been in one before?

I have never been in one.I would personally never be able to have a long distance relationship,because I crave daily human contact with my love,and I am also a jealous bitch (the first step is admitting you have a problem ~ don't judge me) so I would go crazy thinking up all kinds of weird cheating scenarios.It wouldn't work for me,at all.

{Questions courtesy of Wednesday Weirdness}

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1. If you were to be reincarnated as an inanimate object, what would you choose to come back as?

A mirror,because people put you in their most intimate of rooms (bedroom/bathroom) so just imagine the hours of awesome stuff you'll get to see.Also,people are scared shitless at the idea of breaking you (that whole 7 years bad luck thing) so they take extra care of you.

2. If you were told that you would be equipped with the perfect comeback to any remark, but it would cost you five years of your life would you take it?

No,I don't mind having mediocre comebacks,and I'm sure not gona sacrifice 5 years of my life for a comeback of which the glory will only last about 2 minutes or so.

3. What would be the most shocking thing your mom could have ever told you?

That she never loved any of us and had numerous affairs.That would kind of suck.

4. If you could spend 24 hours as the opposite gender, what would you do?

I would masturbate for a few hours.Drink loads of beer so that I could pee standing up,as often as I could.Walk past a hot girl and make inappropriate remarks.Scratch my groin constantly.Clean my teeth with a pocketknife.Eat pizza out of the box and let out a really loud belch afterwards.Basically everything normal guys do everyday,that girls can't really do,because it isn't ladylike.Ugh.

5. Describe the ugliest outfit you have ever worn in public.

I generally play it safe,so there really aren't any major disasters,but I would have to say my school uniform.I looked like a dowdy old nurse in that thing.So it was really awesome having to wear it for 12 years of my life.

6. Do you like to celebrate Valentine's Day or do you wish you could magically pouf it from the calendar? If you did, what holiday would you invent to put in its place?

I really don't like Valentine's Day,because it is such a super sappy celebration of something that should be celebrated that same way,for a much bigger part of the year than just one day.In its place I would put Procrastination Day,which is basically a continuation of most of my year anyway,except for on this day,you are actually meant to do nothing,and not even try to make yourself do something worthwhile.

{Questions courtesy of Wednesday Weirdness}

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1.) Tell us something that to you is weird about your significant other. (If single, pick an ex) It can be a personality quirk, a hobby, a habit, a ritual etc but just make sure it's something you find odd about them.

There are plenty,for one thing,he obsessively cleans his ears (morning,noon and night),he eats everything with a knife and fork,he refuses to eat breakfast or lunch,as soon as he is awake in the morning he gets out of bed (not even a little bit of cuddling before having to get up,no sirree).Like I said,there are plenty.

2.) What are 3 songs that you find sexy?

'Fire' by Bruce Springsteen
'In my secret life' by Leonard Cohen
'Wild Horses' by The Sundays (because of that rollercoaster scene in the movie 'Fear' with Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon)

3.) After your partner goes down on you, do they have to brush their teeth/rinse with mouthwash before meeting your mouth again or do things just roll on?

My partner doesn't go down on me (my choice) but after I do that,I just kiss him full on the mouth.If he wants the pleasure,he just has to put up with it.

4.) Is it ever okay to go ass to mouth without cleaning in between? (Anal sex to oral sex. Licking the anus to kissing. Etc )

Well,for me,that just seems a little too dirty,so I would have to say clean that shit up inbetween.No pun intended.

5.) If you were going to give yourself a "Most Likely To..." award for this week, what would your title be?

"Freak out and yell at everybody for no particular reason"

6.) Do you read any self-help books? If so, which is your favorite? If not, why not?

No,I don't,I just read the awesome blogs I follow,because reading about the everyday good things (and sometimes bad things) other people do,helps me more than any self-help book.

7.) Do you prefer to buy porn, sex toys, lube and things of that nature in a store or discreetly online? Why?

I don't mind buying them in a store,because visiting a sex shop is major fun,especially when you do it with your partner.However,I do tend do be laughing most of the time.That is,until sexy times start back at home...

8.) List these things in order from what you find most sexy to least sexy: Money, Loyatly, Sense of humor, Intelligence, Kindness, Romantic, Open-mindedness, Kinky, Honesty.

Kindness
Honesty
Loyalty
Sense of humor
Intelligence
Romantic
Open-mindedness
Money
Kinky

*Questions courtesy of Wednesday Weirdness.

Wednesday Weirdness

1.) If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, would you let a family of strangers stay in your house?

If they had a little baby,yes.With teenagers,I don't think so.There are already enough raging hormones (mine) in our house.

2.) How often do you watch porn?

About once every 2 months.Depends on my mood.

3.) How many people have naked or semi-naked pictures of you?

One.My boyfriend.

4.) When having sex with someone, have you ever fantasized about someone else? If yes, explain why you were thinking of someone else during sex.

No,because when I'm with my boyfriend,I don't think of anyone else,and I've been with him so long,I don't really remember what I was thinking during sex with the guys that came before him (pun intended).

5.) Is there ever an appropriate time to lie to someone and push yourself off as single when truthfully you're not?

Yes,if you're trying to get out of a speeding ticket,and a little flirting might do the trick.

6.) Who is one person who has changed your life and how did they change things for you?

My boyfriend,because he has shown me that I am worthy of unconditional love,and that I am beautiful to him,no matter what I think of myself.He has changed my entire outlook,because before him,I didn't believe in happily ever after,and now we are living together,and I definitely think we will be together forever.

7.) How comfortable are you in bed with your current significant other? Do they know all your kinks or do you tend to hold back? Why?

I am beyond comfortable.He knows I grind my teeth,he laughs at me when I snore,he doesn't mind it if I dribble a little spit on him during the night,etc.We are so compatible,because we don't hide any of our physical oddities from each other.

Wednesday Weirdness

I've only just gotten on the bandwagon of Wednesday Weirdness,after seeing it being done by many of the bloggers that I religiously read every day.

Here are my answers:

1.) Do you drive with your hands at 10 and 2 on the wheel?

You're going to laugh,but I don't drive at all.I'm only in the beginning stages of learning,and it's not going well.I am not only a nervous passenger,but an extremely nervous driver (if a driver is what I can be called).

2.) How long do you keep cards given to you on birthdays and holidays before throwing them away? If you don't throw them out, what do you do with them?

I don't throw them away,I just keep them in a box.I'm extremely unpopular,so it isn't a very big box (and also,most of my family live close by,so they don't even bother with cards - cheapskates).

3.) If, when you die, you could will any one of your characteristics to your children (child/future children), what would it be and why?

My willingness to try and get along with all types of people.I think that is a very important characteristic to have.

4.) What is the best personality trait you got from your mother and the best personality trait that you got from your father?

From my mother - being stubborn and willing to speak my mind.
From my father - compassion and ability to get along with all types of people (as seen above).

5.) What is something that you wish you had a better understanding of?

Investment and stock markets.I really wish I understood what the hell they are talking about,because I bet that would be helpful to know about in the long run.

6.) What makes you nervous?

Except for the occasional pregnancy scare,I usually get nervous when I think I might have hurt someone's feelings.

7.) What is the strangest household object that you have ever or would ever use for help in masturbation?

One of those rubber finger covers you use in needlework to protect your finger?Well,it adds a nice bit of texture to the DIY experience.

8.) What do you have sitting on the countertop in your bathroom?

A book
Perfume
Body Lotion
Painkillers
Extra toiletpaper
Blush

That was fun!I'll definitely be making this a regular Wednesday post.