Postsecret Monday

I'm so saddened by this secret.I visit my dad's grave at least once a month,and don't know how I would feel if my relationship with him was like this person's

I know that I would stay with my boyfriend no matter what,because he would do that for me

This one is super funny,and might as well have been sent by me!

This gives me hope for relationships!

This is the freaking cutest thing!I can just imagine what a cute couple these two are


More secrets to be found on Postsecret,every Monday.These are just some of my favorites.

Addictions

A lot of people have things that they just cannot do without each day.Some people are just a lot better people than I am,so the things they are obsessed with or addicted to,are a lot healthier,or not really a danger to their livelyhoods.Some lucky bitches (yes,I'm jealous) can't go a day without exercising,eating loads of salad or getting up really,really early in the morning.They can't go a day without drinking bottles of water,cleaning their houses and making sure their offices are nice and tidy.

If I could have an addiction like that,I would be in heaven.Instead,I have been blessed with a very addictive personality,but also with a taste for the bad life.I like smoking,eating way too much,sleeping late,not cleaning my 'spaces' (home and office),a little gambling,etc.

But now I have developed an addiction that I never thought would happen,and that I feel is just another sign that I am an absolute loser,and there surely is no hope for me.

Fucking Coke.I never drank the stuff,until I moved in with JC,who usually drinks his beer,or some generic kind of cooldrink,and if he drinks gas cooldrink,it has to be Coke.So we always have some of it.That is,if there's money for it,because in South Africa,Coca Cola is really expensive,and so I don't buy it that often anymore.But now I'm addicted.As soon as I get thirsty,I don't think about a nice glass of water or juice.No,I want Coke.And lots of it.

I swear,if I develop one more vice,I'm having myself locked up.This shit is out of control.

Wednesday Weirdness

1. If you were to be reincarnated as an inanimate object, what would you choose to come back as?

A mirror,because people put you in their most intimate of rooms (bedroom/bathroom) so just imagine the hours of awesome stuff you'll get to see.Also,people are scared shitless at the idea of breaking you (that whole 7 years bad luck thing) so they take extra care of you.

2. If you were told that you would be equipped with the perfect comeback to any remark, but it would cost you five years of your life would you take it?

No,I don't mind having mediocre comebacks,and I'm sure not gona sacrifice 5 years of my life for a comeback of which the glory will only last about 2 minutes or so.

3. What would be the most shocking thing your mom could have ever told you?

That she never loved any of us and had numerous affairs.That would kind of suck.

4. If you could spend 24 hours as the opposite gender, what would you do?

I would masturbate for a few hours.Drink loads of beer so that I could pee standing up,as often as I could.Walk past a hot girl and make inappropriate remarks.Scratch my groin constantly.Clean my teeth with a pocketknife.Eat pizza out of the box and let out a really loud belch afterwards.Basically everything normal guys do everyday,that girls can't really do,because it isn't ladylike.Ugh.

5. Describe the ugliest outfit you have ever worn in public.

I generally play it safe,so there really aren't any major disasters,but I would have to say my school uniform.I looked like a dowdy old nurse in that thing.So it was really awesome having to wear it for 12 years of my life.

6. Do you like to celebrate Valentine's Day or do you wish you could magically pouf it from the calendar? If you did, what holiday would you invent to put in its place?

I really don't like Valentine's Day,because it is such a super sappy celebration of something that should be celebrated that same way,for a much bigger part of the year than just one day.In its place I would put Procrastination Day,which is basically a continuation of most of my year anyway,except for on this day,you are actually meant to do nothing,and not even try to make yourself do something worthwhile.

{Questions courtesy of Wednesday Weirdness}

Wednesday Weirdness

1.) Tell us something that to you is weird about your significant other. (If single, pick an ex) It can be a personality quirk, a hobby, a habit, a ritual etc but just make sure it's something you find odd about them.

There are plenty,for one thing,he obsessively cleans his ears (morning,noon and night),he eats everything with a knife and fork,he refuses to eat breakfast or lunch,as soon as he is awake in the morning he gets out of bed (not even a little bit of cuddling before having to get up,no sirree).Like I said,there are plenty.

2.) What are 3 songs that you find sexy?

'Fire' by Bruce Springsteen
'In my secret life' by Leonard Cohen
'Wild Horses' by The Sundays (because of that rollercoaster scene in the movie 'Fear' with Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon)

3.) After your partner goes down on you, do they have to brush their teeth/rinse with mouthwash before meeting your mouth again or do things just roll on?

My partner doesn't go down on me (my choice) but after I do that,I just kiss him full on the mouth.If he wants the pleasure,he just has to put up with it.

4.) Is it ever okay to go ass to mouth without cleaning in between? (Anal sex to oral sex. Licking the anus to kissing. Etc )

Well,for me,that just seems a little too dirty,so I would have to say clean that shit up inbetween.No pun intended.

5.) If you were going to give yourself a "Most Likely To..." award for this week, what would your title be?

"Freak out and yell at everybody for no particular reason"

6.) Do you read any self-help books? If so, which is your favorite? If not, why not?

No,I don't,I just read the awesome blogs I follow,because reading about the everyday good things (and sometimes bad things) other people do,helps me more than any self-help book.

7.) Do you prefer to buy porn, sex toys, lube and things of that nature in a store or discreetly online? Why?

I don't mind buying them in a store,because visiting a sex shop is major fun,especially when you do it with your partner.However,I do tend do be laughing most of the time.That is,until sexy times start back at home...

8.) List these things in order from what you find most sexy to least sexy: Money, Loyatly, Sense of humor, Intelligence, Kindness, Romantic, Open-mindedness, Kinky, Honesty.

Kindness
Honesty
Loyalty
Sense of humor
Intelligence
Romantic
Open-mindedness
Money
Kinky

*Questions courtesy of Wednesday Weirdness.

No 'Idea Tube' for me

Sounds weird,but I think the Idea Tube in my head,where original and interesting ideas for things to blog about,should come from (and probably does come from for most other people) is either not working,or I simply don't have one.Because seriously,I've been sitting here all day trying to think of something that I can turn into at least a sort of-interesting post.

But nothing.All I've achieved was chatting with L on Facebook,as well as drinking about half a dozen cups of tea/coffee.So all-in-all not a very productive day,to say the least.The other night as I was drifting off to dreamland,I had the most awesome idea for a blogpost,and I can remember telling myself in my head,that I should not forget this idea,and my little brain told himself to not worry,how can I possibly forget such an awesome idea?Well,obviously my brain has Alzheimers',because this kind of thing actually happens to me all the time,seeing as I am the most forgetful person I know.

So obviously I forgot the awesome idea,and yeah,that was a week ago and I haven't yet had another good idea.It's not really that I want bunches of readers on my blog or want to make money off of it,nothing like that.I just don't want people to accidentally come across my blog,and go away thinking to themselves "Geez,what the hell is this chick thinking writing on a blog,on the Internets,where other people can actually see it?She should be stopped,because she will cause widespread boredom".

I really don't want that.

Just call me "The Handbag Whisperer"

I have to admit,I'm a bit of a nosy freak.I love to know stuff about people,but not really the big important stuff,that is just boring.

No,I like to know what kind of lipgloss you use,or what type of cellphone,or if you have a little makeup bag in your purse,do you keep or throw away your receipts?Stuff like that,because I personally believe that getting to truly know someone is in those small details.Because one can try to hide your personality,but you can't hide what you put in your bag.

Don't get me wrong,I don't go rummaging through random people's bags,but when I meet someone new,or even if I catch up with someone I've not seen for a while,I tend to notice what they take out and put in their bag.That gives me a sort of idea of what their up to,or what they are into at the moment.It can be very telling.You should try it sometime.

My Secret 'Top Gear' Fetish

I blame my brother for this.He absolutely loves this British show,and he always,when he comes to visit,makes me sit with him to watch back-to-back episodes of it.Even my mom has gotten into 'Top Gear' in a major way.There's a new show (and sometimes repeats) on everyday,so she is never short of her fix.Now that I don't have satellite tv anymore,I haven't seen it in a while,and I have to be honest.I am having serious withdrawalls.

I will giving you the following reasons to make it clear to you why me being addicted to 'Top Gear' is so completely ridiculous:

1.I don't drive and don't have a licence.
2.Even though I work at a car dealership,I don't even know all the vehicles we sell.
3.I don't know anything about the function of a car,or what any of the little knobby things on the dashboard does.The only dashboard I use is the one on Blogger.com.
4.Finally,I hardly know any brand of cars.I know Ford,Mazda,Toyota,BMW,Mercedes Benz,all the big ones,and only by their little logos.And I don't know which ones are good or bad,because to me,they are basically all the same.

So yeah,my love for this show is a bit strange,but I think what makes it so utterly entertaining to watch,is the three presenters.Jeremy Clarkson,James May and Richard Hammond.They are like car obsessed little boys,with great comedic chops to boot.

Do yourself a favor,and check out this show,it really isn't just for car fanatics.It's also a hell of a good laugh!

Yay,yay,another interview!

I'm slowly,but surely finding more blogs that I love,and a lovely lady from a blog I discovered only yesterday,has honored me with an interview.So,withour further ado,let's do this!

1 - What is your most embarrassing moment?

At my final dance as a senior in high school,they had set up a little boat with sea sand all around it,to make it look like we were at the beach.This was where the pictures were to be taken.I had gotten my first contacts especially for the dance,because I didn't want to go with my glasses.And I'm not used to high heels,so disaster was inevitable.As I was climbing into the little boat with my partner and parents,my right shoes' heel snagged on the side of the boat,and I fell face first into the sand.With the whole senior class and their partners watching.So yeah,that was pretty mortifying.

2 - What is your favourite type of music?

Anything that I can dance too or sing along with.So most rock or pop.

3 - Describe your ideal man?

He has to be really honest,must have a very good sense of humor,a steady and reliable job and he must be very touchy feely.I hate it when guys don't like to show affection,even when you're alone with them.Looks-wise,it wouldn't hurt for him to have a nice pair of hands and super smooth,tan skin.That always gets me.

4 - What is your favourite car?

Ford Mustang Shelby GT500.Eleanor baby!

5 - If you got stuck on a deserted island who would you want with you?

My boyfriend,for sure.Because although my best friend is a great conversationist,I don't see myself starting to bat for my own team anytime soon.And one never knows how long you'll be stuck on that island.

Thanks for the cool questions Leanne!